Monday, hard day: a selection of statuses and quotes about Monday. Happy Monday

Everyone loves weekends, but simply put, everyone dislikes Mondays. Monday notifies you that the weekend is over and it’s time to go to work. In order to love Mondays, you don’t need much - just find a job that you like. Then you will greet the beginning of a new week in high spirits and finally stop hating Mondays. We offer you a selection of quotes and statuses about Mondays, maybe they will help you meet the new week with optimism.

You can only dislike Monday in two cases: when you had a busy weekend or when you have an uninteresting job that you don’t want to go to. Since the arrival of Monday cannot be prevented in any way, it is best to find a job that you will like and you will perceive the beginning of a new week with enthusiasm and go towards new achievements and self-realization. Just imagine that every day you relax, relax and relax. Your life would become monotonous and you would stop valuing rest. Therefore, stop complaining about Monday, go ahead and work slowly but surely towards the new weekend.

Monday is the day of promises. Everyone promises to start on Mondays new life: someone wants to go on a diet, someone wants to quit smoking, someone wants to do exercises in the morning. Understand that if you really want something, you can do it any day of the week, and you don’t have to wait until Monday to do it.

Quotes

Monday is given to a person for calendar purposes, and not for empty self-deceptions. (A. Vyazemka)

Monday exists so that we do not get lost in time...

Monday is too hard a day to start the week with. (Mira Day)

Do you really think that Tuesday would be easier if it were the first day of the week?!)

And on Mondays I like my head to buzz a little: it helps me remember what day of the week it is. (R. Heinlein)

And I would be glad not to know what day of the week it is, if only my head would stop reminding me.)

Monday comes with enviable regularity. (Ed McBain)

If only miracles happened as often as Mondays come...)

In my lifelong study of human beings, I have discovered that no matter how hard I try, I cannot prevent Monday from happening. Of course, people don't stop trying, but Monday still catches up with them and all the drones have to drag out their dull work life again, full of meaningless toil and suffering. This thought always comforts me. (D. Lindsay)

You need to be optimistic about Mondays; you shouldn’t create problems for yourself at the very beginning of the week!

Monday is the most painful day of the week, the most unbearable. The whole beginning week fell on my shoulders, like the whole world - on the shoulders of Atlas. On Monday evening I was relieved of one sixth of the load. And every day it became easier and easier. On Friday evening I was, so to speak, happy. It was still Saturday morning, but we were already free after lunch. I would give myself a joyful or luxurious dinner, after dinner I would lie in bed, and from Saturday evening boredom began, because now only Sunday separated me from the painful Monday. Monday was the hardest and most depressing day, Sunday the most empty. (E. Ionesco)

What difference does it make what day of the week if you have a beloved family, loyal friends and an interesting job?!

Nothing can finish a person off like Monday. (Yun Evo)

By and large, it’s not so much Monday that’s depressing as the end of the weekend and the start of the work week.

Monday is such a crap that ends on Tuesday... (Yu. Klimova)

For some people, Monday goes by unnoticed...

How quickly time has flown by! Monday is already knocking on the door!
- Let him knock. We won't open. (Nemi)

I'm afraid he won't even ask, that's how he'll get into life!

Nobody likes Monday morning. It's hangover time. The new week has not yet begun, but the tail from the previous one remains. Nobody likes it, no matter whether it rains or shines. (Ed McBain)

It’s weekend drinkers who don’t like Mondays, but those who don’t drink don’t care at all...

Sundays are to blame for everything; if there were no Sundays, there would be no Mondays! (G. Marquez)

It’s strange how you haven’t blamed Saturday yet?!)

Monday is a nasty day. For lonely girls, who once again did not receive the gifts they expected from life over the past weekend, this day was like a bitter pill. Especially when you realize that you chose the wrong job: in the wrong place, with the wrong people and for the wrong calling. (A. Larina)

This is how it happens in life: you chose everything wrong, and Monday is to blame for everything...

Statuses

In order to increase the number happy people on the planet, it is enough to shorten the working day on Monday to 4 hours.

Better yet, make Monday a day off, then everyone will definitely be happy.)

Monday is the kind of day when instead of a badge you want to hang a sign: “Beware, angry dog!”

Better yet, stay home on a leash...)

If you have a headache on Monday morning and don’t feel like working, take a pill from your boss and your headache will go away.

Maybe, after all, without drug treatment from the authorities?!)

Monday is a hard day. On other working days you have to read jokes only for the previous day, and only on Mondays - for the entire weekend.

Well, why is it so hard, by the time you read all the jokes, you see, half the working day will pass... It turns out that Monday is the easiest day of the week...)))

Daughter! We all start a new life on Monday! I'll quit losing weight, dad will quit smoking. And you? - And I? And I can quit school...

Daughter, it seems we have changed our minds...)

The bed has the greatest gravitational force on Monday morning.

I would take it with me to work...)

Monday. 10:00 am. 56 friends on the site. Everyone is working. Well done!

So, the weekend went well, all friends are alive and well!

Every Monday I am tormented by the question: was there even a weekend?

Over the weekend, the question of work didn’t bother you at all...)

The first rule of a pollster is to never do a public opinion poll on Monday morning.

On Monday you can conduct a survey only to compile dictionaries obscene words and expressions...

If on Monday morning angry, sleep-deprived people come towards you, and you are relatively fresh and very happy with life, then your night shift is finally over!

Don’t rush to rejoice, everyone will have a weekend, and you will go back to work...)

Even on Monday, sometimes it’s nice to get up and go to work... If on this Monday they will give you your salary, which has been delayed for three months already...

What can I say, I would go to work on Sunday to get my salary...)

If you dream on the night from Sunday to Monday that your alarm clock is ringing, then know that this is a prophetic dream...

There is no need to look in the dream book, you need to go to work...)

It looks like I don't do anything on Monday, but... molecular level My brain, believe me, is very busy – it’s trying to understand what’s going on!

Monday is here, this is what's happening!)

A home phone is only needed to find a mobile phone in the apartment on Monday morning!

It’s good if you know your number by heart, otherwise you might not remember it on Monday morning...)

It's good to be a guy, whatever fell out of the closet on Monday morning, he put it on!

And if nothing falls out, should we go naked?!)

The shortest day is Monday, I haven’t had time to wake up, and it’s already time to leave work.

Well, and you say it’s a hard day...)

Monday is a hard day... Especially for office workers. I have to tear off 3 pages of the calendar at once...

Truly backbreaking work... Poor office workers...)

It’s easy to wake up on Monday morning, but it’s difficult to not fall asleep again.

Show me the person who finds it easy to wake up on Monday morning...)

Monday is an egg from which Saturday will eventually hatch. You just need to sit it out.

In the meantime, you mother hens, don’t forget to work!

Be optimistic! Meet every Monday with a smile on your face, because Monday is a continuation of life. By and large, what difference does it make what day of the week, if you have everything a person needs to be happy - family, friends and work. When you are surrounded by loved ones, and not loneliness, then even Monday will not ruin your day!

Good Monday wishes

1. If in life you, friend, are not a slacker,
You lead a healthy lifestyle,
Remember, any Monday
Good for work.
WITH Good morning Happy day to you!
We all create good things through creativity.
Only a slacker moans and cries,
After all, fortune laughs at him.

2. Who said that Monday is
The most important day in the world?
I'm certainly not a slacker
But I’m too lazy to get up in the morning!
Congratulations to you today
Happy Monday, friends,
Even though Monday is difficult -
It’s impossible to live without it!

3. Monday is not a slacker,
Monday first day
Our work week
Drives away all laziness.

Monday is the start
On which it depends
All our finishing excitement,
So it’s better not to be sour, my friend.

And shake yourself off from the weekend
And do something useful
Without any tryn - grass,
Selflessly and skillfully.

4. I wish this Monday,
Don't suffer too much from a hangover!
You can’t meet the boss in the morning,
And don’t notice the dissatisfaction!
Discuss all the news quickly,
Well, let’s start planning by lunchtime!
And cheer yourself up with coffee at lunchtime,
Continue to live in the rhythm of work!

Happy Monday

5. Mix a keg of health with love!
And add some fun to the same potion!
Season with success! Good pepper!
Good luck, add more! Cook...
Boil a handful of humor a little!
And pour a huge spoonful of happiness!
Mix an armful of smiles into the solution!
And treat your loved ones from the heart!
HAVE A GOOD DAY TO EVERYONE!!!

6. Here is the beginning, - Monday, -
The working path again
The weekend flew by
But you can’t be sad!
Let the smile never leave your lips,
You'll be lucky in everything!
Optimists are always in fashion
We forge happiness ourselves!
Congratulations to everyone on the start
We've been working for weeks!
We wish you tons of bonuses,
And the salary is always great!

7. Have a nice day and a wonderful week!
Workdays, so you don't get bored!
So that the morning with a wide smile invigorates
And it gave you a feeling of peace!

And the day lasted long and extremely successfully,
And everything worked out for you, definitely!
Glows, we wish you to bloom with happiness,
And have a good time this day!

Good Monday wishes in prose

8. My beloved and dear person, my happiness and my reward, I wish you a successful and bright day, a wonderful mood and miracles, pleasant surprises and joyful moments. May your day be fruitful and bring a lot of impressions.

9. Monday is a hard day, and Monday morning is even worse. I wish you to wake up today along with washing your face! Good morning!

On Monday people gloomily stretch out:
Some go to the office, and some go to the factory.
The pugs are sour, like eating a lemon...
We will break the law of that sadness.
Monday will be a holiday now!
You open the door with a smile in the morning,
May your week be very fruitful,
Mischievous, cheerful, cheerful and perky!

Everyone knows that Monday is a hard day.
I’ll shout to you: “Good morning!”
Let your weekly journal be empty,
And don’t let your head hurt.
I wish you easy everyday life,
And so that the boss is less annoying.
Let it be a busy week,
So that you don't get tired of work!

Good, clear morning, my dear friend!
Get up quickly, look around,
How the sun sparkles and the rooks sing,
And happiness comes through your gates.
Even if it’s Monday, be cheerful!
And may luck illuminate the path!
The dove hits the window with its beak,
And he grumbles quietly: “We’ve been sleeping for a very long time!”

If in life you, friend, are not a slacker,
You lead a healthy lifestyle,
Remember, any Monday
Good for work.
Good morning to you, happy day of luck!
We all create good things through creativity.
Only a slacker moans and cries,
After all, fortune laughs at him.

The week has begun again,
I wish you: “Good morning!!
I squint from the light, my head is spinning.
To sleep the whole day, I will say, is very stupid.
Let's get up early, open the window,
A sunbeam is playing on the curtain.
He, like me, does not mince his words,
Wishing you a happy Monday!

Oh, this strange Monday!
How very difficult it is to get up in the morning!
It's like he's an experienced slacker
He is afraid to start everything.
Get a grip on yourself, my friend.
Open your eyes quickly.
Take at least one step away from the bed.
Your working day has begun!

Monday is the first day of the week.
Don't be sad, I beg you, my friend!
We'll have the best fun
Let's call all our friends today.
"Good morning!" I wish you boldly.
Even if you haven't gotten enough sleep, get up!
We use a smile in action
Get in the mood quickly!

It's a hard day, the very first one,
Very difficult, long, nervous...
But don't be afraid, don't worry!
Feel free to ignore bias!
After all, for us and on Monday
There will be joy, no doubt!
There will be sunshine and a lot of happiness!
Happy dawn of a new week everyone!

Let this Monday be new
It will begin cheerfully, slowly,
Let the morning be cheerful in it,
Let the soul wake up with him!
Let the birds chirp outside the window,
Let the dawn rise in the distance!
Have a nice day page
They rustle as usual in the morning!

It's never a good morning
On Monday - everyone knows.
But, in spite of all prejudices
We start this day.
If we start the day boldly, -
He will be completely kind!
Happy new morning, happy young day!
We are looking for happiness and we will find it!

Good morning, good people!
It's six o'clock, time to get up.
Whether it's the sun, whether it's raining, whether it's snowdrifts, -
You need to know the time.
I don't feel like it on Monday
Go back to work!
Oh, when all this is over,
Yes, retire!

To move up the career ladder, you need to give 100% at work: 10 on Monday, 30 on Tuesday and 70 on all other days!

- Well, let's meet at the station at 7 am on Monday? - And what will you look like? - Not good…

And just as I have time to plunge into the weekend, to feel all the thrill of freedom, when suddenly... the alarm clock rings on Monday morning!

Every Monday is a new life.

Best status:
It's not like anything particularly disgusting happened. And today is not even Monday. But I just don’t know how to enjoy life – that’s all!!!

People who write statuses: “I hate Monday morning” are kind of strange. For example, I hate any morning when I have to get up... And I even hate Saturday morning, if Friday is especially successful.

A true Christian will repent at confession on Sunday about the past sinful Friday and the upcoming sinful Monday...

This Monday is only five minutes old and I already sincerely hate it!

And only now I suddenly realized that my work week consists of three Mondays and two Fridays...

Mondays are never good.

The scribe comes unnoticed - on the night from Friday to Monday...

Monday... all sins are left behind)))

By the way, Monday is an official day off for astronauts! That's why I wanted to be an astronaut as a child!

Monday is a hard day... Especially for office workers. I have to tear off page 3 of the calendar right away...

If Monday had a face, I would hit him.

On Monday it is better to come to work on Tuesday.

Monday – time to pay bills presented by an exhausted body

Happiness is waking up on Monday, grabbing the alarm clock and realizing that there are still two hours before getting up.

Monday is not a lot of fun for you.

Waking up on Monday morning for work, after a hectic weekend, this is the victory of the pure mind over the pitiful frailty of the body.

I go to the schedule for Monday, look - 6 pairs (there were always 4), and at the bottom it is signed “Are you fucking crazy!?!”

If you wake up on Monday and don't have a headache, it's already Tuesday.

So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday we pass, we pass as quickly as possible, don’t delay Friday!!!

When you work seven days a week, Monday is no longer scary, Friday is not fun, but Wednesday is still fucked

Welcome to Monday! All.

I am becoming more and more convinced that Monday is not the best day to start the work week.

If I see someone at work smiling on Monday morning, I subconsciously understand that it’s probably Tuesday already, but I can’t understand where Monday went.

I go to the schedule for Monday, look - 6 pairs (there were always 4), and at the bottom it is signed “Are you fucking crazy!?!”

Ignoring the alarm clock on Monday morning is a carefully planned act of sabotage of the body in protest against another working week

Welcome to Monday! See you on Friday!

If you wake up and find that Monday morning has quietly crept up, then this is a very bad omen; you will probably have to work for at least five endless days.

Two strangers agree to meet: - I propose to meet at the Park Kultury metro station at 8 am on Monday. What will you look like? - Badly…

Monday is when the sounds of the alarm clock are somewhat reminiscent of an invitation to execution

“Your status should have attracted attention... but it was not noticed? Try to make three mistakes in it. Nothing inspires people to talk more than other people’s mistakes!”

Let's brighten up Monday with bright colors)))

The shortest day is Monday, I haven’t had time to wake up, and it’s already time to leave work.

On Fridays and Thursdays my religion prohibits me from working. And from Monday to Wednesday, convictions do not allow.

On Monday I always feel like Robinson Crusoe. I really miss Friday.

Monday morning... He just whispers: “kill it!”

A toast at work should be as short as a lunch break.

on Monday morning, before school, what diseases just don’t get worse)))

If you dream on the night from Sunday to Monday that the alarm clock is ringing, then know that this is a prophetic dream.

When I finally plunged into this weekend atmosphere, the alarm clock reminded me that it was already Monday!

Damn, Monday has already begun, and I haven’t had time to start a new life..

calm down, tomorrow is just an ordinary Monday.

If you have a headache on Monday morning and don’t want to work, take a pill from your boss, and your headache will go away.

And it’s Monday again... Has anyone ever felt like a squirrel in a wheel?

Don't be too angry about unfortunate Monday, because it's not his fault that he takes over the shift right after the weekend. In its place it could have been any other day.

Sometimes you wake up in the morning in anticipation of a wonderful Sunday, but it turns out that the sneaky Monday has jumped in line again.

On Monday, the thought of the weekend almost never leaves us!

Everyone who has already studied at least 9 years at school counts the days: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, in their minds they skip one day and again Monday...

The average person needs sleep... 10 minutes more, and on Monday an hour.

Monday is a hard day... Especially for office workers. I have to tear off 3 pages of the calendar at once...

Cool statuses about Monday:

Monday is a hard day... Especially for office workers. I have to tear off page 3 of the calendar right away...

Damn, Monday has already started, and I haven’t had time to start a new life..

Only on Monday morning do you notice how soft, warm and comfortable your bed is...

When will that Monday come when I’ll go on a diet and quit smoking and start running in the morning?

If a competitor cannot be bought, it must be sold at a high price.

If you don't have a headache on Monday morning, it's already Tuesday.

You can't work on Friday: Muslims have a holy day. You cannot work on Saturday: it is a holy day for the Jews. You cannot work on Sunday: Christians have a holy day. You can't work on Monday: Russians have a hard day.

- How was the weekend? – Dark, light, dark, light, Monday.

Monday differs from Sunday only in that on Monday there is three times more spam.

Monday: Oh my.. still a whole week. Although tomorrow is already Tuesday, and consider it already Wednesday. Wednesday is the middle of the week, so it's already Thursday. And Thursday is almost Friday. Friday is soon Saturday and the end of the week.

Every Monday it starts all over again - it’s picked up, carried away, and wrapped up for a week!

The whole week was Monday.

Winter, like Monday, is a good reason to start all over again...

– If on Monday morning angry, sleep-deprived people come towards you, and you are relatively fresh and very happy with life, then your night shift is finally over!

But I only smoke on Mondays and Sundays...

– Don’t fool me, today is Monday even without you!

And why are there so many Mondays in nature that they come with such unbearable regularity?

My head is cracking like Monday morning...

I still don't know which day is the longest - Monday because it starts so early or Friday because sometimes it seems to drag on until Monday.

If I say that Monday can be very easy and positive, are there those who will believe it? And probably those who will laugh! =)

Today is Monday - this is enough for me to hate him, and the same for you.

“Beauty can interfere with success in life - but not in business!”

Rough Monday morning? Finding a new status for a contact is the best start to the work week...

There are such Mondays that you can even find a status for them.

Monday mornings are the longest.

On Saturday I'm shit, on Monday I'm cucumber)

Winter is like Monday! And it’s terribly annoying, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

Monday - I recovered, Tuesday - warm-up mode, on Wednesday - I’m gaining momentum...

When will that Monday come when I quit smoking, go on a diet and start running in the morning?

This is why Monday was placed at the beginning of the week, to knock out all the crap that had accumulated over the weekend at once.

Paradise…. this is a place where there are no Mondays, alarm clocks... bosses... .

I’ll pull myself together, lose 3 kg, learn English, go to bed normally - at 12 o’clock. Well, today is Wednesday, I’ll start on Monday.

Let's brighten up Monday with some bright colors!

Better a good Monday than a bad Friday.

If you try to close a square container with a round lid, it's Monday. If it turns out it's Friday)

If I see someone at work smiling on Monday morning, I subconsciously understand that it’s probably Tuesday already, but I can’t understand where Monday went.

Monday is the day of judgment on which we pay for the sinful weekend.

Just a normal Monday...

I like to remember on Monday morning what I really didn’t want to do at work on Friday.

It looks like I don’t do anything on Monday, but at the molecular level, believe me, my brain is very busy - it’s trying to understand what’s happening!

My week is: Monday, Monday No. 2, Monday No. 3, Monday No. 4, Friday, Saturday, the day before Monday

Have you noticed that the most terrible words end with “flax”. Boss, alarm clock, Monday...

A good half of people look unkind on Monday morning

Monday is different from Monday. That Monday, which is located before Tuesday, is still tolerable. But the one that comes immediately after Sunday is just pitch darkness.

There is no point in blaming the mirror if the morning falls on Monday.

Plan for Monday: 1. Wait for Friday.

It's not Monday that's a bad day, it's that your job sucks.

How is the week going: Monday Tuesday Tuesday Wednesdayaaaaaaaaaaa... . Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

A Russian person has two problems: to work until Friday and not to die before Monday.

After the weekend, only the first five days are difficult

Monday is four days short of Friday

The bed has the greatest gravitational force on Monday morning.

Monday again? How much is it possible?! Every week the same thing! Same…

We should take Mondays and cancel them

Not only is it Monday, but also after the weekend

It's Monday. The start of a new life is postponed for another week

Do you love Monday as much as I do?

On Monday morning, don't tell me what I look like... I feel about the same

Mondays have been coming more and more often and suddenly lately.

Be patient on Monday everyone, crawl until Sunday

On Monday the thirteenth you realize that Friday the thirteenth is not such a bad day

On Monday it is better to come to work on Tuesday

Every Monday I am tormented by the question: was there even a weekend?

If you wake up on Monday and don't have a headache, it's already Tuesday.

Monday is the day of judgment on which we pay for the sinful weekend.

It’s Monday again, and we have a special guest in our studio, aspirin...

Old age is when you wash your hair not on Friday before a party, but on Monday before work...)

According to statistics, 60% of people are not thinking well on Monday... Fortunately, I am among the remaining 20%

If the fork falls, it means a woman will come. If the knife is a man. And if your mood drops, it means Monday will come soon.

On Monday morning, before school, all sorts of illnesses get worse

I decided to somehow start a new life on Monday. I liked it and got hooked on it. Now every Monday I start a new life and have never regretted it.

It’s easy to wake up on Monday morning, but it’s difficult to not fall asleep again.

Monday is an egg from which Saturday will eventually hatch. You just need to sit it out.