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PROM EVENING "SCHOOL OSCAR - 2015"

Part 1. MEETING ON THE RED CARPET

Ved1: Ladies and Gentlemen!

Ved2: Ladies and gentlemen!

Ved1: Hello!

Ved2: Good evening!
The solemn moment has arrived, to which everyone has been working for the last 11 years.

Ved1: And today we are present at the gala event of the annual presentation of the prestigious Oscar 2015 award.

Vedas 2: The nominations for today's celebration included the most interesting movies, created over the past 11 years.

Ved 1: Sometimes sad, and even sad, but always interesting, bright, unusual, worthy of the highest award - an Oscar!

Ved.2: Everyone knows how honorable it is to receive this award. Today it will not be awarded to Hollywood stars. The main characters of the evening are the graduates of 2015.

Ved.1: They are the ones who deserve the award for outstanding talents, and they are the stars of this evening!

Ved 2: Graduates of 2015 of MBOU Secondary School No. 10 of Birsk are invited to the red carpet.

Vedas 1. Greetings by name. Our first guests to step on the red carpet are:

Steps on the red carpetNikulin Igor - a jack of all trades - computer geek, artist, DJ, etc., etc., who played the role of “master” in all school productions, we salute him.

Today we welcome the charming, boyish, perky and daring, courageous and independentIslamova Victoria , your applause

A tall, slender beauty whose dancing talents require development, we believe in our lucky starsZolotareva Olga , we welcome her.

We welcome the school's sports star: a handsome guy with a charming Hollywood smile, who showed remarkable artistic abilities in the 11th grade, the star of school shows and TV series -Timerkaev Alexander.

Our graduate, purposeful, always achieving her goals, but modest, shy, with an original oriental appearance, steps onto the red carpet.Nasibullina Elvina.

And then the school president appears student government, irreplaceable and very responsible person, organizer and executor of creative ideas at school -Karyakina Anastasia.

- We welcome an intelligent, strict, modest, handsome guy with many hidden virtues, untapped talents -Gorbunova Alexandra.

A talented girl from our school steps onto the red carpet, from junior classes not a single concert took place without her participation, the singing star of our school, the future world pop star -Sakharova Maria.

Meet: a kind, smiling girl, whose smile gives everyone warmth and lifts the mood of everyone around her -Epaneshnikova Tatyana.

He appears on the red carpet - charming, kind, having overcome his shyness at KVN in BJJ -Galimov Ramazan

We welcome - A slender, black-browed beauty whose height and appearance are suitable for a modeling catwalk -Kiyamutdinova Elina

And here comes the shyest and most smiling guy among the graduates of 2015, who has a lot of untapped talents -Chernov Oleg.

The slenderest graduate of 2015, diligent and efficient, a natural blonde and the owner of the longest braid, steps onto the red carpet.Alexandrova Irina

Dear guests, this graduate is not so easy to hide in the school crowd, a temperamental guy with a handsome appearance and a mohawk on his head, of course, this is -Musin Arthur

Meet - stylish, extravagant, creative person, a girl with creative thinking and her own personal approach to all decisions –Nabieva Elmira

But here comes a gentle, modest, charming beauty with good diction, the future announcer of central television -Shevkoplyas-Guryeva Nadezhda

The latest graduate appears on the red carpet... We welcome the charming, sociable brunette graduate, his natural modesty disappears on stage, where he shows remarkable artistic talents -Shpak Dmitry.

And here are all the graduates of 2015 before you, dear guests.

(Graduates line up)

Today they are a little worried,

Today I'm a little happy

And, of course, you can understand them,

After all, they have a new path ahead of them!

He waits, calls, scares a little.

Great things beckon

Let them remember the path,

That she took me to school every day!

Vedas 2.: “Listen, if the stars light up, it means someone needs it, it means it is necessary that at least one star lights up over the rooftops every evening...” Today, at our festival, not just one star is lit, but a whole shower of new stars graduates of our school.

Ved.1. And these stars were discovered by a cool lady. We invite 11th grade class teacher Lyudmila Vyacheslavovna to the red carpet.

She is cheerful, knows how to organize, guide, and unite children well. Students respect her as a teacher, they love her very much for her understanding, support, and ability to give advice on any issue that interests them. This is a caring, patient, friendly class teacher who cares for every student in his class with all his heart.

Applause to the class teacher.

1.The director is a faithful guardian of order,

The guarantor, as they say nowadays,

He has a stern look at everything,

And devoted to school without a trace,

Thunderstorm of boobies and a rake,

Damoclav is the sword of immodest maidens.

Doesn't notice languid glances,

He carries his cross with dignity.

We don't see any flaws in it.

But the praises come later,

After the presentation of certificates,

Pyotr Alexandrovich, it’s time! We wait!!!

2.Principal of the school P.A. Karachun is invited to the red carpet.

The destiny of the young is the joy of flight,
Knowledge of life, the beginning of the path,
Study, career, ups and downs,
Having fallen, get up and walk again.

2. Youth has a ringing road,
The young have the path at their fingertips,
They are confident, strong and know a lot,
And God forbid they turn off the road.

Ved1. We begin our Oscar film festival (with a musical and dance surprise for our graduates).

Dance Flash Mob

Ved2. We invite our graduates to the hall to solemnly hold the Oscar 2014 awards ceremony to deafening applause.

1. We invite all guests, parents, teachers to the hall.

Part 2 OSCAR AWARD PRESENTATION

Music of the Oscars (certificates)

Ved 2.: The prom “Oscar” - 2015” is declared open.

Anthem of the Russian Federation, Republic of Belarus

Ved1. The school years are left behind, real adult life begins, it is not easy, with many obstacles and difficulties.

And only determination, perseverance, and hard work will help you, graduates, overcome all difficulties and find yourself in life.

Presenter: Connoisseurs of school cinema came to congratulate the graduates of 2015 ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

_________________________________________________________________________________________

The floor is given ___________________________________________________

Ved1:

What kind of city? Cannes?

“No, Birsk,” I’ll answer you.

- Here are our nominations

They are waiting this evening.

Vedas 1. Fanfares sound joyfully.

The ceremonial moment has arrived!

Now they will give everyone a certificate,

Who was waiting impatiently for him.

Ved 1:
We are approaching the most solemn moment of our filming, what you have been working towards throughout all your school years - the presentation of certificates. Everyone contributed their hands, their heads, their souls and their hearts to make the film so wonderful.

Ved 2. To award the laureates, we invite to the stage the main director of the film “Burnt by School 2015” Karachun Pyotr Aleksandrovich

(Director's word)

Ved 1. We announce the first nomination - “Director’s Favorite”.

VED. 2 Graduates! Are there anyone among you who treats Pyotr Alexandrovich well? (Pause)
Raise your hand, no, both hands...clap them!

Now we will find out how insightful you were!
Let's open the envelope!

Ved 1: Yes, there is so much. Name them, Pyotr Alexandrovich, yourself!

Director:

Irina, Ramazan and Sasha,

Tatiana, Olya and Vika,

Nastya, Elina, Arthur,

Of course Elmira and Elvina,

I would not forget Igor, Masha, Ivan

Sasha, Oleg, Nadya and Dima

Did I name everyone? Love you all.

(Fanfare)

Ved. Attention! Certificates of complete secondary education are being awarded to graduates of 2015!

(fanfare for presentation of certificates)

Ved. 1. Certificate - it’s in the film by the way:
And its name is “Big Life”.
But at this, as at the start,
Don't stay long.

Ved. 2. In the second series, which will be soon.
Take the keys in your important hands.
Study for a couple of years.
And get a diploma.

Vedas 1. There are those teachers at school

Who worried about you the most?

Who praised most often, sometimes scolded,

Who helped you with everything from the heart.

2nd presenter: - Graduates of our school are already adults, independent people, they decided to hold a return Oscar ceremony - rewarding school teachers for their services to them.

Graduate: – Dear, endlessly beloved teachers and school staff! Today we have a common holiday. 11 years of joint work are behind us. If it were not for your professionalism, patience, love and kindness, we would not be holding these wonderful crusts in our hands now. Over the years, we have gotten to know you very well. You are all wonderful people, but each of you has special character traits that we liked best about you and that we strived to emulate. After all, a student is not only a sum of knowledge, but also a personality that is formed over many years of study.

Graduate: – Attention! Attention!

Following the dictates of the times, we are holding the second part of the “Recognition” award ceremony. . Applicants for “Recognition” were tested for several years in various categories, including school subjects.

Graduate: – Nomination: “Putin himself is not his decree” is dedicated to the strict and attentive, understanding and all-knowing school director: Karachun P.A.
Dima Shpak : The cup of our unspent feelings,

And the living breath of spring,

And our love and gratitude

We address it to the Director.

From dawn to dusk you are at work,

You are always in search and in care,

Everything worries you, everything worries you,

The heart will urgently help anyone.

We wish you to remain the same,

In spite of all adversity, smile

And save this dear house,

So that you can meet our children there.

(Graduates present a medal and certificate to the school director.)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Everything is fine, everything is fine, all exams have passed” is dedicated to the Deputy Director for Academic Affairs educational work Yamaeva N.G.
Tanya Epaneshnikova:

You are the schedule goddessYou put in the effortSo that the lessons are fullyWe could visit.Wherever we go to work or study,We are sure that these days are not destined to be forgotten.(presentation of medal and certificate)

Graduate: – The nomination “How long have we resisted, you tried to educate us” is dedicated to the Deputy Director for Educational Work, L.A. Anisimova.

Sasha Timerkaev : You are strictly for disciplineWatch from the very morningSo as not to smoke at the doorstep,So that the kids don't swear.We had fun together,We painted the floors togetherSo that these days are not forgotten,You will accept the medal and certificate.(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “We will remember you”! Dedicated to the first teacher Zaitseva E.S.

Masha Sakharova : “Everyone has only one time in their lifeThere is your first, your memorable classAnd the first mentor, our first teacher,He opened the door for us to the land of knowledge and discoveries.”
( delivery)

Graduate: – The floor to congratulate the graduates is given to the first teacher...
(Congratulations from the first teacher.)

Graduate: – The nomination “I would learn Russian because you taught it to us” is dedicated to the teacher of Russian language and literature E.N. Zolotareva.
Graduates! Keep in mind from now onSo that they are not afraid of essays,It is quite enough to haveA set of simple definitions:Write that the poet is a prophet,And Gogol ridiculed the order,That Famusov is bad and nasty,

Graduate:And Chadsky is no longer a rider.Bazarov has surpassed his age,Onegin is a complex nature,Wild is the image of a tyrant,Gerasim drowned Mumu...That's all the literature for you.

Graduate:I will follow the most honest rules.I would force you to learn RussianNot only Russians, but everyone,Then Russia will be successful.Everyone will know literatureAnd our Russian culture.(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “You know everything about numbers and you taught us the same” is dedicated to mathematics teacher Kael G.K.
The laws of numbers are very strict,And become mathematiciansGiven, alas, not very many,Well, we learned to count,Indeed, in this difficult century,Everything in the world will have to be counted.

Geometry and algebra meaningNowadays everyone can appreciateTherefore, for our right decisions,We must thank you from the bottom of our hearts.(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Columbus discovered America, and we will take it and close it” is dedicated to the history teacher E.V. Khramov.

Igor Nikulin:

If the class is quiet,Flies don't flySo, we have history,Someone is being called.

If everyone rustled,So the teacher is moving,All cheat sheets must be hiddenAnd close all the books.In general, we are veryLove all the history!If necessary, we will “conquer”Any territory!(presentation)

Graduate: – The nomination “Don’t twist the colorful globe, it will come in handy” of our award is dedicated to geography teacher G.R. Mudarisova.
You and I sank to the depths,Among the shifting sands moved,We conquered mountain peaksAnd the permafrost of both poles.

And may there still be many discoveriesWe must do in our lives,For showing us the way,We will always thank you!(presentation)

Graduate: – The nomination “Knowledge of Ohm’s laws does not exempt from responsibility” is dedicated to physics teacher A.V. Yatsenko.
Physics is like a birthday for us,

We are happy to come here to class!

Tiles, irons, electric lamps –

Physics is everywhere and always.

Glory to Newton, Ampere, Ohm,

Watt is a good person!

Honor, praise to you for making friends

We are with them forever!
(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Chemistry decorates and heals us and, apparently, will soon feed us” is dedicated to the chemistry teacher V.V. Karelina.

Graduate:

We all know the sorceress:
Worked miracles in test tubes
And love for chemistry forever
She undoubtedly planted
We always remembered
WhatH 2 O-This is water.

Graduate: – In the nominations “We know biology for sure” and “The most, the most, the coolest torturer,” L.V. Mardanova won.

Biology was taught
Stigmas and pistils passed,
DNA and ribosomes
Carbohydrates, chromosomes,
How to protect nature
We will now know at “5”.

“She tormented us famously for seven years,
She gave me no peace for seven years.
Although you were the best for us -
FREEDOM IS FINALLY here!”
(presentation)

Graduate: – The response is given to the class teacher L.V. Mardanova.
(The class teacher speaks.)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Oh, sports, I love you, but with a strange love” dedicated to the teacher physical culture Sadrtdinov I.A.

In the young month of April, the snow melts near the school,
And the physical education teacher sends us out for a run.
The children rushed with a whistle, their hearts were beating wildly,
Something just pricks somewhere and ripples in everyone’s eyes,
Striving for the cherished goal, without knowing the barriers,
The children are running, rushing, almost flying.
(presentation)

Graduate: – Nomination: “Crazy Hands” is dedicated to technology teacher V.A. Krasilnikov.

“Your hands are golden
They can create a lot.
How do you manage to do this?
It’s impossible for us to understand!”
(presentation)

We thank you for your love.
It wasn't easy for you at times.
As we say goodbye to you, we say:
Together). "Thanks a lot!"

Song “Ours” (Masha, Igor, Sasha and Olya)

Ved 1. Our graduates perform in the category “Our unspent feelings.”

Issue 1. Dear teachers of our school!

Today on this June day
Please accept our congratulations
For your loyalty and love,
For your dedication to your work!

Issue 2 We have known you for so many years,
And you know everything about us.
How good it is to be with us
You are smiling now!

You are so extraordinarily kind!
And today it is no coincidence that we
Let's say thank you for everything together,

Issue 3 Everyone knows, if you need something,
You did not allow refusal,
They always helped us with everything!

Issue 4. Let's not talk today
Banal words, stock phrases,
We wish you good health!
We love you very, very much!

Ved. The film “Odnoklassniki” wins in the “Childhood’s Last Call” category. Let’s watch an excerpt from it. Song and Film "Odnoklassniki".

And now the best comedian of our school is performing, a future pop artist who will outshine Justin Timberlake-Igor Nikulin himself with his performance

The song “Tick-tock” performed by I. Nikulin

Leading.

Parents - Holy Word -
In it the ROD burns with the Fire of the Universe,
It sounds new for centuries -
In it, Life sings with imperishable fate.

Graduate. 1 The day before birth, the Child asked God:

AT 3 - I am very afraid! I have absolutely no idea what I should do in this world?

IN 1 God replied:

AT 4 - I will give you an Angel, he will always be by your side. He will protect you from all troubles.

AT 3- What's his name?

IN 1 - It doesn't matter what his name is. You will call him "MOM"!

AT 2. And now, Upon graduating from school, we would like to sincerely, from the bottom of our hearts, thank our moms and dads, our parents, who always stood behind us, supporting us in difficult times, solving problems with you, writing essays, re-passing school curriculum. Thank you, our family, dear, dear, for everything that you have done for us, are doing and will do.

AT 3. Mom, you are with me always and everywhere,

Dad and mom are the main people.

The best people on this earth.

If you are nearby, we know what will happen

Peace of mind in life for both me and you.

Your warmth will warm you in the bitter cold,

Strong hands will always support you,

Dear heart, when you get sick,

He can cure you without difficulty.

May God give you long life, health,

Shine, enthusiasm in happy eyes.

You are our dear ones, we invite you

For the school farewell parent waltz.

Song for parents based on Quest Pistols "I'm tired"

Ved. The film “Happy Childhood” won the nomination for best retro film. Attention to the screen, gentlemen.

(Film and Parents' Speech)

PARENTS’ SPEECH – 2015

Film "Happy Childhood"

Parents come out to the music.

Graduates of distant years send you their warm greetings!

One milestone has been successfully achieved - you have received a certificate!

Dear Guys! On behalf of all parents, we congratulate you on your successful completion of school!

4. How quickly our children have grown up! They read thick volumes, solve problems that are incomprehensible to us and ask difficult questions.

5. Yesterday mine asked: - Dad, how long would it take you to read “War and Peace”? I thought and thought and said: “Well, a hundred rubles!”

6. - And my little sister recently taught her to write the number 8:

How can you not understand! This is an infinity sign placed vertically!

7. - And I tell my friend, I also studied with bad marks, so it will be fair if I encourage you the way your grandfather encouraged me... with a belt.

8. And I met such a nice woman on the street, she said to me:
- It seems to me that you are the father of one of my children...
I ask in horror:
- I?!
“Calm down,” the woman answers, “I’m a teacher.”

9.- And how many written greetings we received from teachers in the diaries:
10.- Here, for example: Thank you for having an educational conversation with your son. Now he answers in every lesson, although so far everyone understands him poorly, since he began to stutter.”

11.- And here we are: Parents! Cut your child's hair, you want to look him in the eye.

12.- Yes, and to us: Your son was stubborn like a sheep in physical education class and did not want to jump over the goat.

13.- And I checked my son’s diary: physics - 2, chemistry - 2, history - 2, literature - 2, singing - 5. Lord, he also sings.

14. - And I checked the diary, and there were only deuces, I told him:
- In our time, people beat you with a belt for such grades!
And he answered me: Cool idea! Come tomorrow after school, let's take revenge on the teacher!

15. Children bring us nothing but grief. And we are different to them!

16. - Yes, how imperceptibly our children became adults!

17. And today at your graduation party we want to wish you:

18. When you're only seventeen,
Having parted with the student bench,
Sometimes it can be difficult to figure out:
Where to go, which road?
And the path through life will be difficult,
So as not to turn towards side paths.
Let your conscience be everywhere for you
Your advisor and compass.

19. So that youth always rules in life,
Love was pure and bright.
So that every star suddenly turns
Your cherished dream.

20. I thank the patient teachers,
That our children were selflessly led.
Trying to fill the ranks, they are the first.
They taught us to love life so as not to pass by.
21. And I won’t forget to wish, of course,
Diligently multiply what is given.
To the joy of everyone, work selflessly.
And never forget the school walls.

22. Happy and easy tasks to you,
Wonderful finds and new victories!
Congratulations on your graduation from school,
Great achievements and life without troubles!

SONG

The final

Suits, ties, gloves and hairstyles,
The fate of the future is only a faint sketch,
Oh, how wonderful proms are!

May you leave school forever,
But your childhood leaves a memory
Don't forget your school years,
Hearts and souls are a wonderful neighborhood

Yes, your film about childhood is coming to an end,

And all the episodes were filmed, the dreams were watched,

Like the Christmas tree, fairy tales end.
Like a movie reel, the thread breaks.

IN 1 . Once again we want to say a huge thank you to you, dear school!

AT 2 . We want to once again thank our esteemed administration and our beloved teachers. And also to all those who have always been with us for 11 years.

AT 3. We don't say goodbye to you

AT 4. We are speaking-

ALL Goodbye!!!

Song

Texts of certificates and names of comic nominations for graduation for teachers Recently, the presentation of comic certificates in comic nominations for teachers and students has become a good tradition. This idea can be “adapted” to any scenario. The main thing is sincerity, sincerity and friendly humor. Teacher nomination awards can be taken seriously. In this case, it is worth noting some personal or external qualities. When coming up with a nomination, you must not offend the teacher. The simplest and most neutral examples for teachers Miss/Mrs./Mr. Genius Originality Positive Smile Goodwill Sophistication Grace Wisdom Mystery Grace Dreamer Sensitivity Generosity Unselfishness Curiosity Idea generator Tenderness Responsiveness Mysteriousness Love of life Romance, etc. Let us remember that Miss is an unmarried woman, and Mrs. is a married woman. Comic nominations for subject teachers Honoring teachers with comic nominations or titles in the form of lines from songs or aphorisms from famous films looks original and unusual. For example, “Let me go to the Himalayas” for a biology teacher “And I want to fly” for a chemistry teacher “A poet’s dream” for a literature teacher “I will command the parade” - for the director “I’m already 18” - for teachers primary classes and so on. For greater convenience, you can select comic nominations of this kind from the catalog of karaoke songs. Congratulations on the nomination can be as follows: Russian language and literature: The first was the word Inspiration is not for sale! Essay + patience Mathematics: Precision is the courtesy of kings! The truth is not lost in the count Queen of integrals English language: The language will be brought to London Representative of the British Empire Simultaneously with England Chemistry: Master of Experiments An ordinary miracle Tamer of reagents Biology: Darwin's Mission Life-giving force Mr. Darwin himself! Physical education: Educator of Heracles Shoulders wider, legs apart Movement is life A healthy mind in a healthy body Computer science: Cybersurprise Let's outrun Bill Gates Internet scientist History: Culture through the centuries Guardian of antiquities Caravan of stories Geography: Knee-deep sea, shoulder-deep mountains Golden Globe Around the world in 267 academic days days Physics: Ohm's Laws are familiar to us Gravity is Newton and his apples Social studies: Everything will be OK in life! Life-lover and life expert The most world-class and cultural Lifestyle: Always on horseback Guardian of safety Save yourself who can! Music: Phantom of the Opera The Magic Flute Diva of the school Drawing : Brush in our hands Black square Golden brush Economy: Economy class Fighter for survival An inexhaustible source of energy Astronomy: Alpha Centauri Through thorns to the stars Stargazer Labor: Patience and work, everything will grind out Conductor of the flight "monkey - man" Golden hands Psychologist: Alien soul - darkness Forward to harmony! Keeper of children's secrets Head teacher: The all-seeing eye She only dreams of peace Acting king School director: Lord Shkolets Our service is both dangerous and difficult Chief helmsman Sovereign of the whole school Primary classes: Young and brave Cloudless childhood Without beginning - no end Technical staff: The head of the washbasins and the commander of the washcloths The canteen workers: The lords of the stove The most appetizing and high-calorie Security guard: Even a mouse won’t get through Librarian: Source of knowledge Caretaker: He will stop a galloping horse and enter a burning hut. In addition to original and interesting nominations, teachers can be awarded comic certificates at graduation. The content, for example, may be as follows: CREDIT Awarded _____________________ For survival in conditions close to combat. Or this: CREDIT Awarded _____________________ The best master in his field (Golden Brush) (This is an example of a certificate for an art teacher. Each teacher is given an individual phrase, of which he is a master). Anyone can come up with certificates and nominations for teachers for graduation with interesting wording and unusual content. To do this, it is enough to identify the teacher’s preferences, his merits or the characteristics of the subject he teaches. In addition, today many souvenirs with funny inscriptions are sold, which can also become the basis for funny nominations. Please leave your nominations in the comments. About the author: Borsch Oksana Gennadievna, deputy director for educational work, primary school teacher,

SCENARIO OF THE LAST CALL HOLIDAY PROGRAM “THE AWARD CEREMONY “THE GOLDEN HEART OF A TEACHER”

Fanfare sounds.

1st presenter.

Good afternoon, our dear teachers, parents and children!

2nd presenter.

Hello!

1st presenter.

We are pleased to welcome you to the first and only Golden Heart award ceremony dedicated to the Last Call holiday!

2nd presenter.

Let's welcome our graduates

Alumni exit

2nd presenter.

The golden heart is a symbol of teacher kindness and love.

1st presenter.

But let’s not wait too long and let’s get started!

2nd presenter.

So, The Golden Heart award ceremony is declared open!

The Russian anthem is playing

2nd presenter.

The floor is given to Deputy Director for Educational Work Valentina Ilyinichna Strizhko

1st presenter.

In our school, the best in the world,

That the teacher is a star,

And it’s better all over Russia

You will never find it!

2nd presenter.

Our souls understand

They are not afraid to love us,

They don’t suppress their kindness,

They can give you a heart!

1st presenter.

Finally, the day that everyone has been waiting for has come - today our teachers will be awarded for their hard work.

1st graduate.

At our holiday we collected

We are the pride of the school, the school light!

Tell me, what would you call it?

Those who have already achieved victories?!

2nd graduate.

Those who don't just go to school,

Does he teach, think and create?

And who are the scientific foundations -

The prestige of Russia will be preserved!

3rd graduate.

Who helped us do better?

And life at school is more fun,

Didn't remain indifferent

And the school raised its prestige!

4th graduate.

Today is our last holiday,

Our final ending.

Results of various nominations

And the time for awards has come!

5th graduate.

Let the main results come,

The first step has been taken towards the top.

Support and hope of the school -

We proudly call you!

A song is being performed by an 8th grade student « The teacher doesn't know how to get tired"

1. A gentle bell calls for your desks,
   The cheerful laughter ceases for a while.
   The teacher begins his lesson,
   And everything around seems to freeze.

   All the years we were taught to understand
   Both difficult and easy subjects.
   The teacher doesn't know how to get tired
   He checks his notebooks until dawn.

   Chorus:

My good teacher, why are you silent?
Tears suddenly sparkled in his eyes.
You opened the world to us and no matter where we lived,
And the school will always be in our hearts.

1. Sometimes we were unbearable,
   It was as if a demon had entered our souls.
   The teacher will quietly say: “It’s not a problem,”
   After all, my teacher is the best, the best.
   

1st presenter.

Our first nomination sounds like this:"For demandingness and integrity!"It honors the school director Leonid Petrovich Podgaevsky.

The director has a job -
Continuous care:
If the roof leaks,
He won't escape his worries.
If a pipe suddenly bursts,
They call there too
Then decide, check, get it,
And become a business executive!
We wish you success
All problems would be solved.

Award ceremony amid fanfare. Reply word

2nd presenter.

And the next nomination is called"For rigor and justice". And in it we award the deputy director for educational work, technology and life safety teacherStrizhko Valentina Ilyinichna.

Awarded Trenina Valeria andKapralov Nikolay

You are very demanding and strict,
You always expect order in everything.
You and I will boldly take to the road -
The road of knowledge and labor!
You taught us to cherish moments
And how to protect yourself for your loved ones!
And in your honor we speak with zeal
Our solemn speech!

Award ceremony amid fanfare.

1st presenter.

It is thanks to this person that our children know about life’s difficulties.

2nd presenter.

In nomination "For inexhaustible energy"The deputy director for educational work, physics teacher Natalya Yuryevna Klimutina is awarded.

In everything you want to get to the very essence.

In work, in search of a path, in heartfelt turmoil.

To the essence of the past days, to their cause,

To the base, to the roots, to the core.

All the time, grasping the thread of destinies, events,

Live, think, feel, love,

Complete the opening.

Award ceremony amid fanfare.

1st presenter.

This man is raising new pop stars.

2nd presenter.

“For creative search and romance of the soul» - that’s the name of another nomination today! I think many have already realized that the teachers of Russian language and literature Lyudmila Nikolaevna Panishcheva and Angela Aleksandrovna Golubeva are the winners!

Trenina Valeria

How beautiful the world of poetry and prose is,
The world of all the books that have passed through the centuries,
Where love and laughter and tears live.
A brilliant world for sure.

Thank you for opening for us
The world of novels, stories, poems.
We want you to be
There is happiness and love in your life.

1st presenter.

The future Pushkins and Nekrasovs are poring over essays in their classes today.

Award ceremony amid fanfare.

2nd presenter.

Our nomination ceremony continues« For a fantastic love of nature"! Here the championship was given to the teacher of chemistry and biology Lyudmila Tikhonovna Buzina!

Awarded Zharova Anastasia and Kapralov Nikolay

Biology is the science of living things.
And about the world where we live.
All living things in the world are akin to us:
We are not alone in the world.

Isn't this a discovery for us!
Thank you, congratulations
We will treasure this knowledge
In peace to live in harmony.

Award ceremony amid fanfare.

1st presenter.

Everything that grows and moves is under her supervision!

2nd presenter.

"For expanding our horizons"we award the teacher of geography and mathematics Zimina Victoria Viktorovna

Awarded by Valeria Galitskaya and Nikolay Kapralov

On maps we find countries

Continents and oceans,

Gorges and mountain peaks,

Expanding your horizons.

About minerals,

Where is how much oil, iron ores,

And where is there a body of water -

We learn this from you.

Award ceremony amid fanfare.

1st presenter.

Her students can easily travel around the world just by turning the globe.

2nd presenter.

"For a caravan of stories"- that’s the name of another nomination today! I think many have already realized that the award is for a history teacher.Deriglazova Irina Mikhailovna!

Awarded Trenina Valeria andKapralov Nikolay

Memorable sometimes
At a huge cost
Who, to whom, why, when
And with whom did he go to war...

Sciences, history are more difficult,
Perhaps you won’t find it -
Thank you for telling us about her
We managed to tell!

Award ceremony amid fanfare.

The song “School” is performed by graduates

1. Schoolyard and girlfriends' laughter
   The cleanest, most sonorous
   And they run through warm puddles
   Barefoot girls
   And they are already pumping others
   Our school swing
   School, school, I miss you
   How quickly we grew up

   And notes with doves keep flying to me from childhood
   They bother my memory, there’s no escape from them
   I still meet my school friends sometimes
   It turned out to be painful. School, school, I miss you
   

2. We learned, we fell in love
   You and I shared secrets
   These ten years have flown by
   The farewell bell rang
   The doors will open in September
   You are completely different guys
   School, school, I don't believe it
   That everything has passed without return

   CHORUS:
   

1st presenter.

And we move on to another nomination. In it"For passion and ability to captivate" awarded physical education teacher Vladimir Alexandrovich Strizhko!

Zharova Anastasia and Kapralov Nikolay are awarded

Our generation has weakened
We hang by the computer, hold on to the mouse -
Innovation eclipse.
And our body lazily luxuriates.
Thank you for doing so much!
Thank you for your passion!
We will delight you with more victories,
And we will still do a lot!

Award ceremony amid fanfare.

2nd presenter.

Only in his classes you can run, jump and fool around as much as you like!

1st presenter.

In nomination "For boundless love for beauty"Art teacher Ilyukhina Galina Evgenievna is awarded!

Awarded Trenina Valeria andKapralov Nikolay

Who thinks that drawing
Not an important subject
He is not worthy of attention at all -
Even a cartoon, let alone a portrait!
Continue to make our world happy,
Surprising everyone with his talent!
Let the rainbow shine in the sky -
We sincerely congratulate you!

Award ceremony amid fanfare.

2nd presenter.

Who knows if their students will soon create a second “Black Square”?

1st presenter.

In the next category"For the love of the Constitution Russian Federation» Social studies teacher Galina Vladimirovna Ruda is awarded!

Awards Galitskaya Valeria

Social studies teacher –

This is your true calling.

About law, politics, labor,

About the market, the Constitution, the court

You said in class

How our path in life was illuminated.

1st presenter.

And now we present to you the most direct nomination"For maternal affection", in which primary school teachers Olga Afanasyevna Korobova and Tamara Stepanovna Yanusova are awarded.

Awarded by Valeria Galitskaya and Anastasia Zharova

On days of celebrations and inconspicuous everyday life -

God knows in what year, in what region -

We kind words let's not forget to remember

Your first teacher!

That she carefully counted us like chickens,

When I took you under my wing,

When in the autumn I greeted you warmly

And she solemnly led into the school walls.

Award ceremony amid fanfare. Response from primary school teachers.

2nd presenter.

These people light up bright stars.

1st presenter.
At our beloved school
There is a law like this:
See off the whole family
On the way to graduates.

2nd presenter.
On the day of “Last Call”,
Even the kids
They rush to congratulate the senior class
From all their little souls.

Student 1:
Of course we are kids
We still have to grow up to you,
But we wish from the bottom of our hearts
Bring benefits to people.

Student 2:
Do you remember the changes?
Have your answers on the board.
Today we have come to replace
And now you are graduates.

Student 3:
Have you studied science?
A new start has been given to you in life.
You've grown up
From your green desks

Student 4:
We sincerely wish
You should go to college
And finish with flying colors
Schools will not lose their honor

Student 5:
We will become a worthy replacement,
We still have to go, go,
Well, the right path for you,
Have a nice trip everyone.

Performance of the song “Our School Country” by the elementary school

1st presenter.

The floor is given to Ikkes Lyubov Nikolaevna

1st presenter.

Thanks kids. And we continue our award ceremony.

2nd presenter.

"For wisdom and kindness"The class teachers who accepted you from the hands of the first teacher and brought you to this day are awarded: Gordyukhina Raisa Nikolaevna and Baranova Evgenia Vladimirovna..

Awarded by Galitskaya Valeria and Trenina Valeria

Shower crazy head,
The winner of our laziness,
And of course he should
See the class from all sides.

Moms and dads are substitutes for everyone,
“Cool” our leader,
Congratulations, hello,
Many winters to you, many years!

Award ceremony amid fanfare. Response from class teachers.

1st presenter.

It's time for the most honorable nomination"For the most iron endurance". And parents are awarded in this category.

Looking back at the years of school life,
That disappear forever into the distance
We will say with an involuntary tremble in our voice:

Anything happened: lessons were not taught,
We didn’t sleep at night, we forgot our diaries,
We brazenly walked without a shift,
And we threw snowballs at the windows.

You helped us do our homework,
(Keep an eye on our ratings);
We solved equations together -
They sat all night without closing their eyes.

We had both fun and sad here...
Fives are joy, twos are shame and disgrace.
Now we, overwhelmed with feeling,
We thank you with all our hearts.

We are grateful to you for your valuable advice -
They have helped us a lot in our lives.
Let our children say this too:
“Thank you for bringing me to school!”

Let these efforts not be forgotten.
At least we won’t go back to school, alas...
After all, the best parents in the world are
We will say without a doubt – it’s you!

A song for parents performed by graduates.

Parents' response

2nd presenter.

All good things come to an end sooner or later. Our “Golden Heart” award ceremony has also quietly come to an end; we thank all the nominees.

Graduates' response to the tune "Wind of Change"

1. The farewell waltz is circling - we are leaving.

And footsteps are no longer heard in the classroom.

The farewell bell will ring hoarsely,

It aches in our hearts.

Now it's time for us to leave.

All paths through the big door are open.

Our school yard will be remembered forever

Chorus : Hundreds of years and day and night rotate

Carousel-Earth.

This year we don’t say goodbye to everyone,

We'll meet again, friends!

1st presenter.

The final chord of our meeting today will be the melodic sound of what brought us together today. A word to “Last Call”.

2nd presenter.

The right to give the last bell is granted to an 11th grade studentGalitskaya Valeria and 1st grade student Anna Dubrovskaya

The last bell is ringing

2nd presenter.

And now graduates are invited to dance

The melody of a waltz sounds

1st presenter.

Thank you for your noble work and kind hearts. Be happy!

Leaving the graduates to the music

Graduation evening "GRADUATION - 2005"

Prepared and conducted by Avargina Larisa Yurievna.

MKOU "Oktyabrskaya Secondary School" in the village of Rozhneva Loga

Rebrikhinsky district of Altai Territory

A comic order for graduates (read out by the organizer):

To all graduate boyars,

Without wasting time,

Have the certificate in hand

And grow up immediately!

We will not force you

We won’t contradict you -

We give you certificates

And we are waiting for good news!

Do not disgrace the school tower,

Don't blame teachers

Behind the mountains or beyond the sea

Create good glory!

Once you have finished your studies,

We must forget the pranks

And not only entertainment,

And it's hard work to love.

Not revelry, not drunken nonsense

Let it make your head spin -

May success, happiness, glory

Everyone will be famous!

This order to the honest boyars,

Without wasting time,

Publicly announce.

Let's get started!

The director's order on graduation from school and presentation of certificates.

Alumni speech:

1. The first phrase is “Masha ate porridge” 5. Before going to schools or universities

New worlds were opening up. Follow the path of life

This same mess since then. Still, you have to pass.

1. “Twice two” is a simple science, 6. May the sun shine more generously on you.

But all sciences have a head. And from everyone who is near and far,

Everything in life, that’s the thing, We send you greetings - from all the pets

It started with these “twice two”. And bow from heaven to earth.

1. We have a lot to learn, 7. The teacher knows everything, can do everything,

Life does not strive backwards, but forwards. At least he doesn’t expect affection from life.

Not a single road past the school will stop children running,

Not a single path will pass. He will enter the thundering hall.

1. The world around is huge and spacious. 8. Writes poetry, draws,

Responsible things await us, Cooking, knitting, and sewing,

In the meantime, Onegin and Pechorin play on stage, dance,

They live in the essays of schoolchildren. And even, imagine, he sings!

Our teachers sing for our graduates!

Teachers' Song (Medley):

The nightingale, the nightingale, the little bird, the canary sings plaintively!

What is he singing about?

(“First of all, the planes...)

We were, we were students then,

The school was our second home.

The first thing, the first thing, is to pass the exam.

Well, what about the boys? And then the boys.

When later?

One evening, evening, evening,

When excellent students in quotes have nothing to do,

Let's turn on the tape recorders, dance the Shake and the Charleston

And let's sing our favorite song.

Which one?

Student, student, don't fall in love,

You still have an exam ahead.

Student, student, try,

You can do without love in life.

But!

Love will come unexpectedly

When you're not expecting it at all.

And every evening it will immediately become

So amazingly good and you sing.

And at school!

Migratory twos are flying in your blue notebook,

The teacher puts them on and on, and you bring them home.

And at home!

(“Get up, huge country...”)

The crimson candle is burning, the father's bass is thundering,

Now you will answer for this D-grade with us!

How much?

Eh, once again! Many, many more times!

Better forty times at a time than never forty times!

Words from graduates.

1. Any school is a temple of science, 4. Learning is a school, it is a class,

And as always, in the sublunary world there is joy, anxiety, and torment.

And the president, and the carpenter, and the shepherd, you taught us at school for so many years,

You can’t do without school, without studying. We wish you patience, patience!

1. And Pushkin also attended school, 5. For honest work and for care

It doesn't matter what the lyceum is called. We would like to present you with diplomas.

Singer Kobzon wiped his pants here, We hope that after the words in your

And we also consider a genius. Address,

You will never stop loving us.

1. And me, and you, and us, and everyone around

They were students without a doubt.

It doesn't matter if you're an excellent student or an "oak"

We remember these school moments.

Presentation of diplomas to teachers by students.

Diplomas of the "Graduate Games 2005" are awarded to:

School director in the "Sensitive Heart" category.

Our dear director!

We love you for your severity, kindness,

For knowledge, for humor, for patience,

For human simplicity,

For your selfless burning.

Computer science teacher in the “Virtual Reality” category.

In modern life, spin around, try,

You just need to know the computer by heart.

So there is a special approach to computer science,

It's not easy to explain the lesson with your fingers.

Geography teacher in the “Your Map of the Bit” category.

We know everything about Mother Earth,

What states exist in the world?

And even though we studied geography for 6 years,

But we haven’t been to any country yet.

Organizer of extracurricular activities in the "Golden Pointe Shoes" nomination.

We wish you not to run out of strength,

So that you don’t have to plow day and night.

To remain young and beautiful.

So that they can relax on the Black Sea!

Primary school teachers in the category "We taught everyone a little..."

Yellow-throated chicks fall into your hands.

In four years you will learn the first sciences.

You, like mothers, surrounded us with kindness,

Whatever happens, we will always remember you.

Teacher of Russian language and literature in the category “The province went to write”

We will remember every moment:

Our best friend is our native language.

And it is impossible to become cultured

Without native literature.

Life safety teacher in the category "Bang, bang - to the point!"

It’s like being possessed by a demon with this science.

Everyone, friends, needs something for life.

To escape from radiation and from earthquakes,

From fire, lightning and flood.

How to bandage your head, how to apply a splint -

They had to teach us everything.

Teacher in English in the Golden Gramophone nomination.

We have known our native language since childhood,

But we often know somehow.

We dream of learning English,

Go off into the distance and look at the world.

The tongue curled up into a tube,

Oh, the insidious sound is not given.

But if the student is diligent, he will replenish his vocabulary.

Chemistry teacher in the category "Nothing comes from nothing."

Ah, the science of chemistry, flasks and test tubes,

Complex reactions, orderly series of formulas,

Acid burns holes in clothes

And the alcohol lamps burn with a blue flame.

It would also be nice to make some money,

Vacation pay, salaries, for yourself and for everyone!

To quickly increase the family budget,

Then there would be no problems at all!

Physics teacher in the category “Here I stand, here I will stay.”

There are a lot of physical laws

It is impossible to learn everything about them at school.

Let someone finish their studies at the institute,

Just put “five” on your certificate!

Teacher of Russian language and literature in the category “I’m not a reader of nonsense.”

And we haven’t forgotten about Russian,

And they went to see it regularly,

AND obscene words then they didn’t talk

They have greatly strengthened their culture.

Librarian in the category "what is written with a pen."

But everything is quiet and quiet here, the children don’t want to read.

You write posters for them, encourage them to read.

Well, if they don’t come, go to sleep behind the rack.

Physical education teacher in the "Artistic Whistling" category.

Not all streams dry up, not all melodies will be destroyed by time,

But the whistle that we heard in class will multiply all our feelings.

After all, that means he’s running across our path,

Long jump, grenade throwing,

A serve in volleyball, a foul in basketball,

Your whistle has always sounded like an alarm bell for us.

Labor teacher in the category "How the steel was tempered."

You can’t hear a rustle in the workshops because it’s noisy here,

This is the technique we are studying, and you led us to the rights.

You suggested that we need to know the tractor, it will be useful in our future life.

History teacher in the category "What, where, when?"

Your dates make my head spin,

My stomach hurts from wars and revolutions,

We could go completely crazy.

Pioneer counselor in the "Pioneer Dawn" category.

And you keep moving and moving forward,

And everyone learns a lot in the pioneer school.

Working with children is interesting - competitions and holidays with songs.

The pioneer years will not pass without a trace,

We will never forget them.

Head teacher in the "Olympic Calm" category.

You are often “beaten” for our studies,

But we appreciate your titanic work.

Not a single meeting can take place without you.

You will skillfully create a schedule.

Biology teacher in the “Pistils-stamens” category.

We fell in love with your subject - it teaches us kindness,

Now no one will ever torture a bug.

Labor teacher in the “Crazy Hands” category.

There is such a subject at school - we are all passionate about it,

He helped us become a housewife - economical, businesslike.

Now we knit, iron, darn and sew perfectly,

If necessary, we will set the table, bake a cake, or bake a roll.

To the boarding school teachers in the “We are like sisters” category.

Boarding school mothers, how many years have you been with us!

And now we can live without you ourselves.

We were closely guarded from morning until late at night,

They cleaned the corridors and stairs for us.

We will try very hard not to let you down,

Just allow me to come visit.

The head of the village administration in the category “We only dream of peace”

We want to wish you happiness from the bottom of our hearts,

And for glorious deeds in the village, collect strength.

We send ardent greetings to our native village,

Let's say: there is no better place in the world than here!

The following ditties are performed for teachers:

1. We are talking about our native school 5. Let the prodigies decide

We'll sing ditties for you. Your equations.

How many years have we studied there? We need love to remove

We'll probably die in it. Stress and anxiety.

1. Here she stands, dear, 6. It’s hard to study at school,

Everything is standing, not collapsing. How tired we are.

How many of our generations would benefit from school

I had to suffer in it! They gave us a pension!

1. We were asked so much 7. Dear teachers!

All teachers, We love you very much!

On the notebook on the subjects “Your kindness” and “affection”

They all spent the money. Let's not forget the century!

1. My head is noisy, boiling, 8. Dear Lord, forgive me

The lights are blinking, Our sins.

Our poor brains, stop it quickly

It runs down your ears. School torment!

Appeal to the parents of the class teacher:

Here they are - beloved children:

Your boys and your girls,

Your little children, your little blood,

There are none more expensive, closer or more beautiful.

How many sleepless nights and days

Given for daughters and sons!

How many difficult and long years

Lived for daughters and sons!

The first tooth and the first word,

The first step and all the first things again:

Book, poems, kindergarten, first grade.

The joy of success and tears more than once.

Your illnesses and your wrinkles,

Your fatigue and your gray hairs -

All this was given to you - your children,

That's how these favorites are given.

Take on their misfortune and sorrows

All these years you have not been tired.

How painful it is for you to give them away now,

How do you want to hold them?

At least another year or two

See them in front of you.

Speech by fathers of graduates (ditties):

1. My child was born 7. I also remember...

Already 17 years ago, Something is missing in my memory...

My wife told me - For repairs, dear,

We receive a certificate! I took the paint to school!

1. Wow little things - 8. Don’t blame me, school,

How did it all happen? What the hell did I miss?

I remember that recently I didn’t look into my diary,

It went to kindergarten. I made money!

1. You recently said, 9. Your contribution to education

What child has gone into me - I am now ready to contribute:

In the first grade he started smoking, for his education

And let me put on the belt. You couldn't scrape it together!

1. My wife reproaches everything, 10. I undertake to provide

Why didn't I raise a child? House, car and garage.

Directly rudely hints, I’m interested in the child:

That I didn't go to school. I remember we have it!

1. But how should I know, brothers! 11. There is a lot of trouble ahead -

11 years is a short time, Wedding, grandchildren are on guard!

I didn’t have time to figure it out: And while it was learning -

Where is the meeting, where is the lesson! I had a little rest!

1. Don’t grumble your wife in vain, 12. Oh, my share, my share!

Why scold me in vain? Oh my father's age!

Do you remember very well yourself, Is it not clear to all of you?

Who went to install glass! I'm a happy person!

Presentation of diplomas to fathers of graduates.

Tasks for mothers of graduates (knowledge of wisdom):

1. You can't bite him, no matter how close he is. (elbow)
2. A quiet place where evil spirits live. (swirlpool)
3. Unattended by seven nannies. (child)
4. They have no comrades. (taste and color)
5. The serial number of the pancake that turned out to be lumpy. (first)
6. After its completion, it is useless to wave your hands. (fight)
7. A headdress that indicates a dishonest gentleman. (a cap)
8. There will always be a clamp for her. (neck)

Presentation of diplomas to mothers of graduates.

Words from graduates (dedicated to parents):

Back when we were in diapers

And they only said "aha-aha"

You loved us very much even then

And they wouldn’t give it to anyone.

Then we stopped listening

And they used foul language slightly,

But despite the trials,

You loved us, as always!

And we want to say “thank you” to you

Here's to the troubled years.

You, parents, forgive us -

We will always love you.

Anecdotes from school life (acted out by graduates):

Kaif: - Guys, When the teacher calls me in class, I trudge.

1. What are you freaking out about?
2. I trudge from desk to blackboard, trudge, and then trudge from chalkboard to desk...

Exam: (high school student with relief) - Finally passed!

Teacher: - I gave up.

Cleanliness: -Why are you late again?

Sorry, I washed my neck and ears at home, but, honestly, this is no longer

It will happen again.

Exam: - Tell me frankly, where does it hurt?

1. I'm really bad at math, Doctor.

On the Literature lesson:- In which ancient Russian worksthere is a motive

Roads?

1. In "Kolobok".

In history lesson:- How can you find out what ancient people ate?

1. By cans!

In biology class:- Name a plant from the cereal family.

1. Straw!

Assignments for graduates from the class teacher:

1. The traditional place in the classroom where students share their knowledge with teachers and classmates (blackboard).
2. A collective dossier compiled by teachers for students in each class (magazine).
3. Traditional formation of students to receive the next puzzle (ruler).
4. The part of the face that students sometimes hang up after receiving a bad mark (the nose).
5. The grandfather of modern student backpacks and cases (briefcase) is still alive.
6. What determines how many and what kind of lessons there will be (schedule).
7. An institution where illiterate people are admitted (school).
8. The educational control procedure is almost equally painful for the teacher and the student (exam).

Presentation of diplomas to graduates from the class teacher.

Parting words from the class teacher:

So the children's pranks are over.

There is an unknown path ahead.

Are you saying goodbye to school today?

But don’t forget her lessons.

Don't forget your mother's instructions

And the teachers have a strict order.

You still have exams

Every year, every day, every hour.

They will certainly be in your life

And the frost and winds of existence,

But friends are already surprised

And they look at you with hope.

And the school that gave knowledge,

Firmly believes in you in advance,

That you will pass the exams with honor

In a difficult hour, on a difficult day, in a difficult year!

Words from graduates:

Here we are after a year of our studies,

And the first rise and the first fall,

And this evening we wanted

We remembered every moment.

While we are together, in class, still close...

And there is a long, difficult road ahead,

But there is still an opportunity with a kind glance

Ask for forgiveness for something.

Let this evening before us again

The moments of the first meeting flash by:

And the first friend, and the first love -

Everything will be remembered on the farewell evening.

We wish everyone strength, inspiration,

Less failure, grief, tears,

And in our difficult age there is still patience

And the fulfillment of everyone’s dreams and dreams!

So that we can find something to our liking!

May you meet true love!

Forward, forward we will go boldly!

Wish us happiness and good luck again!

Parting words from parents.

Graduates sing the song “When we leave the school yard...” and dance a waltz.

I wrote these funny nominations for teachers for graduation, but they can also be used for last call, to congratulate teachers on their holiday - Teacher's Day, on the birthday of a particular teacher, during school physics week (and other subjects).

Nominations for teachers can be announced, they can be written on, or entered into a frivolous certificate, or they can develop an idea and do it. In a word, the choice is wide. I write, and you adapt it to your situation.

Again, I ask you: don’t pay any attention to the sequence of the list at all—it was written as it was composed. By the way, this is always good: when thoughts and ideas come, write everything down in a stream. As soon as you start ranking and sorting – that’s it, the Muse is gone! If you came at all

Teachers are nominated by students

(announce, present, reward) or school management. It will sound more interesting from the lips of graduates. Like that:

The winner of the “Queen - Mother” nomination for the authority inherent in both the queen and the mother, as well as for royal patience and maternal care, is Lydia Vasilievna Ivanova, the director of our school. If we suddenly forgot to announce this, dear Lidiya Vasilyevna would automatically become the winner of the “I didn’t understand!” category. And then we wouldn’t even know where we were))

It would be nice to combine it with the presentation of flowers and gifts. And so on in the same spirit right down the list:

Class teacher (female) – Sooooo cool lady

Class teacher (man without mustache) – Hero of our time

Class teacher (man with a mustache) – Mustachioed Nanny 11th -A

1st teacher – Second mother

Headmaster (female) – Queen Mother

School director (male) - Tsar of All Rus' in a separate square

- Teachers teaching:

Chemistry – We will teach you how to make chemistry, quickly and efficiently

Native language and literature – Mastery of words and language

Biology - There is no doubt

Mathematics – Lobachevsky is resting

Astronomy – Through thorns to the stars

Drawing – What should we build a house, if we draw, we will live

Drawing - The same beams, only in profile

English – Simultaneously with London

French – Made in France

Physical education – Educator Hercules

Geography – Around the world in 267 days ( academic year), or Why the Aborigines ate Cook

Physicist – Newton and his apples

History – Unearthing the past, or Back to knowledge

Computer Science – Let's Overtake Bill Gates

Music and singing - Our school X-factor (for those who are not in the know: X-factor is an international singing competition where almost anyone can come and participate)

Labor – Labor made a monkey a man (or – So that a man does not turn into a monkey)

Basics of military training - This is not Rio de Janeiro

Fundamentals of medical training – Sister of Mercy

Basics of Economics – Economy Class

Fundamentals of Law – Fans of Themis

Ethics and aesthetics – Legend of style

Special nomination:

For survival in conditions close to combat - the homeroom teacher of the most terrible class, which is always used to scare children and parents (although often this class is not so terrible).

You can also take a look and perhaps choose something carefully.

Nominations for teachers from our

active reader Mikhail:

Physical education teacher - BUT THE FACT THAT I AM A BAD ATHLETE DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AND THE COACH ARE NECESSARILY BAD!

Teacher labor training- CONDUCTOR OF THE FLIGHT “MONKEY - MAN”

Astronomy teacher - STAR GAUGE

History teacher - NOT ANYONE - DON'T LISTEN (or SO IT WAS SO...)
Math teacher - MISTER X (MRS X)
Music teacher - TROUBADOUR (TROUBADORE)

Class teacher in primary school- ABVGDEyka
The class teacher of the same class, starting from high school and until graduation - YOKLMNeika (read as “Yokelemeneyka”))))))

If I forgot anyone, feel free to write! Also add comic nominations for teachers themselves so that there is more choice.

I’m making additions - thanks to reader Elena!

Comic nominations for a school psychologist

• Madam Peacemaker (or Mister)
• Keeper of children's secrets
• Diagnostician - corrector - optimizer. Or an optimist?
• Heir to the cat Leopold (“Guys, let’s live together!”)
• Let's join hands, friends!
• Between a rock and a hard place
• Who promised that it would be easy?
• Forward to harmony! Or
• The teacher is an accordionist. Because it teaches harmony.

I hope you liked at least one nomination!

P.S. Dear friends,

Comic nominations for teachers

continues Elena

School teacher, mother of a graduate of last year and 17 graduates of this year. And - as a pleasant coincidence - a grateful reader of my site. With your ideas and practical experienceLena shares in the comments below the article. I specially marked it in bold italics - use it! I invite you too to share your experience in the matter of comic nomination

Anastasia

With a nomination for the school principal. The nomination is also highlighted in the comments - use it, please your director and thank Nastya!

Faith

• To the library workers - “Pilots of the Book Sea” - for accurately charting a course to the bookshelf.
• To the security guard - “And the mouse won’t get through!”
• The cafeteria manager is the “Pots and Pans Fairy” for her ability to cook almost anything from almost nothing.
• To the technical staff of the school - “Cleanliness and Order” - for their courage in demanding that not only the students and the teacher, but also the director leave the office.

Evelina (that is, me, the author)

• individual schools
• their continuation - .